he-just-stole-that-guys-pizza:

my-life-is-liz-lemon:

These fools played Edward 40 hands last night. Chris passed out on the porch and Marissa ended up in the tub. I haven’t cleaned up that much puke since I worked at a kids party place.

Update: I won

No one won.

he-just-stole-that-guys-pizza:

my-life-is-liz-lemon:

These fools played Edward 40 hands last night. Chris passed out on the porch and Marissa ended up in the tub. I haven’t cleaned up that much puke since I worked at a kids party place.

Update: I won

No one won.

These fools played Edward 40 hands last night. Chris passed out on the porch and Marissa ended up in the tub. I haven’t cleaned up that much puke since I worked at a kids party place.

These fools played Edward 40 hands last night. Chris passed out on the porch and Marissa ended up in the tub. I haven’t cleaned up that much puke since I worked at a kids party place.

lll-komaeda-lll:

deergay:

sonimaeda:

deergay:

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

bruh thats gay

but bruh

bruhzoned again

(Source: rigbie)

heckacute:

If being this beautiful is a crime, then lock me up for life. Likewise, if sneaking into hospitals and stealing sleeping people’s food is a crime, lock me up for life again. 

heckacute:

I like my kisses how I like my onion soup - With bread. 

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it